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Shhhhhhhh......... It's just the wind you say! Ahh but I know better. What I hear is the faint whispers of many people talking. Talking about our glorious Republic, and what we stand for, and why we came to be, and is life really better on 'the other side?'.
It has been over a month now since the rise of our great Republic, and I think it is now time to let all those in the corrupt, capitalist world know why we have come to be, what our beliefs are, and what we plan to do with the S.R.N.C.*
So let us begin.
First things first, Ayman Al-Zawahiri, Abdelkarim Hussein Mohamed Al-Nasser, Muhsin Musa Matwalli Atwah, Ramadan Abdullah Mohammad Shallah, Jaber A. Elbaneh, also people affiliated with, Usama Bin Laden, Abkhaz Separatists, ETA (Basque Fatherland and Liberty), East Turkestan Islamic Movement, and any other terrorist organisation/freelancer are just not welcome in the S.R.N.C. If you are a 'real' terrorist don't even try to infiltrate our borders, try to bomb us, kidnap any of our Leaders, if you do, you will be captured and handed over to those capitalist pigs who want you so much! Remember, harbouring a criminal in any country is a crime.
Now that we have the unpleasant thing over, I shall continue. Sorry, what did you say? Damn those voices. Don't worry I'm not paranoid or anything, well maybe just a wee bit. I always edge on the side of caution when telling people about our glorious Republic, as I just don't know how they will take it! Do they think it's a joke? Do they think I'm serious? Do they think we're insane? Do we really have Agents infiltrating your very life? Do we really have double Agents? Are our gloriour Leaders really as cute as they look? Is there really an almost extinct Fur-Backed-Smurf? Why do they have guidelines anyway? Is the contact number real? Do they read the e-mails that people send them? And just how accurate is that damn GPS location? Just how hard are our border guards? I'm sure that there are so many more questions that you wish we will answer, and I assure you, in due course we might just get round to them all.
We have now aquired the S.R.N.C. Official State Car, that has the ability to transport all of the important State Personnel
But for now I think I will leave you with this for tasters. Please check back as this will be updated to include some more answers. And if indeed you have a specific question, e-mail us!
*We may or may not tell you anything or nothing with or without prior notice, possibly in writing if requested or not.
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