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Xenophon Intel Report
As with the previous outing by the S.R.N.C. to Elizium, this event will be held in the same underground chamber, escape routes have been re-indentified as shown below.
( X marks the main entrance and the arrows show acceptable escape routes )
Details of this event according to the organisers themselves can be found here,
As always we are a very precise Government, we have managed to employ a double agent for intel gathering for this occasion. The following has been submitted to us:-
Intel Report: Xenophon 15/07/06, submitted by double agent Waugh
To The Consulate General Of The S.R.N.C. Pre-Visit Intel Report For Xenophon Event Scheduled For 15th July 2006.
Born from the ashes of a matchbox, a highly covert operation into the origins of this event have revealed that the word 'Xenophon' means 'Strange Voice' - thus the name was chosen to reflect the fact that the night is a celebration of the strange, unusual and downright bizarre. The origins of this event stretch back to June 2003 when it began in the backroom of Moshulu - however the earsplitting volume, and scenes of decadent hilarity were not deemed suitable when it changed to a swanky cocktail bar in December 2004, thus it moved to The Pelican Club in 2005. Now in 2006, Xenophon returns to bring decadent debauchery to The Pelican's darkened depths. The music at this celebration is geared towards the dancefloor, and is a volatile and highly unpredictable mix. The casual Xenophile could be forgiven for feeling disorientated at first - but with a passion for music and a sense of humour, then there is a good chance that much enjoyment can be found.
Finally this report would not be complete without a mention of Xenophon fashion
- 'The Extravagantly Attired' are encouraged to attend, admission for them
being half
the usual amount .. furthermore there is a small yet lovingly chosen prize
for the most flamboyant, imaginative, creative, glamorous or just downright
ridiculous
outfit of the night. Inspiration can come from many sources, but unusual sights
such as giant blue cats, cartoon characters and tawdry strumpets are not uncommon
amongst the revellers. To conclude - Xenophon is an event where convention,
taste and sanity are pushed aside, in favour of a kaleidescopic swirl of deviance
and diversity.
However, please be warned, several of our spies went went missing during the creation of this report
**enter at your peril!**
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